I gave up paminto cheese

Da-Daminos delivery

Whisky sours

Apple pies

Finger lickin chicken fried

Are gastronamic history

I used to like them scary shows

But I gave them up awhile ago

Dont do no deathdefying

Roller coaster riding

Now a days I just take it slow

Every since we started dating

I've been compensating

To keep from getting up to heaven any quicker



Because she's hard on the ticker

Hard On the ticker

That girl is such a hazard

That she outta have a sticker saying

Hard on the ticker



Now when she wiggles through my door

My chin gets heavy hits the floor

Silky hair, scarlet lips

Swinging double jointed hips

My blood begins to roll

And when she nibbles on my ear

Its partly pleasure

Partly fear

A little dab is all it takes

To get my heart a palpataing

Feeling like the end is near

I outta get a policy

Of double indemnity

And make my beneficiary

A whole lot richer



Cause she's hard on the ticker

Hard On the ticker

Hard on the ticker

That girl is such a hazard

That she outta have a sticker saying

Hard on the ticker



Thats my girl

yeah shes hard on the ticker

I outta get a policy

Of double indemnity

And make my beneficiary

A whole lot richer



Cause she's hard on the ticker

Hard On the ticker

Hard on the ticker

That girl is such a hazard

That she outta have a sticker saying

Hard on the ticker



Cause she is hard on the ticker

Hard on the ticker

She's hard on the ticker

Hey shes hard on the ticker