Has anybody seen my monster

Stalking around with an axe to grind

If you see him you better walk on by,

because that monster, he's no friend of mine

Maybe he won't be back

Maybe he won't be back

for quite a long time



Has anybody seen my monster

Lying still waiting to strike

If he's sleeping don't you wake him up

Just let him dream his life away

Maybe he will not wake

Maybe he will not wake

For quite a long time



That fiery devilish hypocrite witch

about my weight, about my size

That fiery devilish monster living in my eyes

and if you see him, run for cover

and if you see him, run for your life

Don't want to see him, don't want to be him

Don't want to be him or his wife



Has anybody seen my monster

He's stalking on claws of steel

Don't stop to ask him why he's so restless

just let him search for what he cannot feel

Maybe he will not want

Maybe he will not want

For quite a long time



That fiery, devilish, hypocrite-witch

About my weight, about my size

That fiery, devilish monster living in my eyes



Has anybody seen my monster?

He's about my weight, about my size.

Got curly brown hair and big brown eyes

A skinny little thing

Well, if you see him coming

I said, if you see him coming

You better walk on by

You better walk on by

You better walk on by

'cause my monster can be a real

BITCH!