[1st verse:]

You see that vacant house

As quiet as a mouse

It's chock full of myst'ry

Besides, it has a hist'ry

The man who occupied

That building strangely died

No one wants to buy it, because

That house is



[chorus:]

Haunted, haunted

Lanky, hanky, panky skeletons go sneakin' around

You see that boney, croney

I mean that boney skeleton

Hiding behind that statue

Look out, he's looking at you!

Listen! Listen!

Tell me can't you hear him whistling

That Mysterious Rag so noted

He wrote it

In that rickety haunted house



[2nd verse:]

I often have been told

That there's a bag of gold

In the house that's haunted

I'm poor, but I don't want it

The doors are open wide

But no one steps inside

No one needs the money, because

That house is