Yo Yo





Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA





Is this a white Christmas,

Hell no my man,

Im leavin blood in the snow

And smackin fat men

You mean Santa?

That boys a ---------

He caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a -----

For real, hes no joke, the guy dont play

He tried to---------- way more than a one- horse sleigh

Laughin all the way, but hes not laughin today

Well jingle more than his-----------

Even the elves will pay

Come Christmas Eve

Ol Nicks a gonner

Well be snackin on deer

----Blitzen and Donner

Not a question of when not even a maybe

Have a drunk Miss Claus

Say they jinglin, baby!

Givin new meaning to Ho ho ho

Shake them ---s, girl

Bumpin booty in the snow

So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll

Well be strippin that sleigh

And leave you the coal





Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA





You playin reindeer games?

Hell, yeah my friend

Grab Rudolphs horns and see how far they bend

When his nose turns red

His----gets sent back out to the woods with his fat elf Randall

Santa Claus wouldnt list me as nice

In fact hell have me listed as naughty twice

Not cause of the fights or Christmas gift heist

But because of all the -----got left on his wife

Its time for Old Nick to move and retire

Before we roast his ----on a big ass fire

Yes Im that bad

Yes I m that crude

I mean your ass is huge

Lose weight for real dude

All the cookies