Dear John - cherchez la femme?

Dear John - round the bend?

Dear John - still looking for me?

Dear John - still like what you see?

Dear John - find a sex-machine

It will help with your fantasy

But there is only room for one

and here she comes, here she comes

The car - is it kingfisher blue?

The house - do I welcome you?

do I recline like the seats in your head?

sex-tech objects locked in your head?

Dear John - I'm waiting for you

Restaurant - I've ordered for two

Spread upon and around the tables

Ex-bed, horny fables

Dear John - find a sex-machine

It will help you with your fantasy

But there'e only room for one

And here she comes, here she comes