Do a show

Save a child

Raise a million bucks

That'll last a while

Fight at parties

Buy a horse

Lose a couple

Win that big divorce



I wanna be in the headlines

Anything to be in the headlines



Saw my chance

Made my break

Took the biggest float

In the Rose parade

Got jailed

No disgrace

A hundred million people

Saw my face



Called a conference

With the press

Announced my marriage plans

In a wedding dress

Climb a building

At six-below

On New Year's Eve

Without a stitch of clothes



I wanna be in the headlines

Anything to be in the headlines

As long as they spell my name right

I hope that they catch my best side



Popped out

From a cake

At the President's ball

What a big mistake

Fifty guns

Aimed at me

I was nearly killed

But what publicity

Nominated

Something big

Stole the hottest scene

Says the Globe And Trib

Porno movie

Comes to light

But I was starving then

So that's alright



I wanna be in the headlines

Anything to be in the headlines



As long as the spell my name right

Hope that they catch my best side

Keep my sidewalk status star bright

Feel free to walk on me tonight

Just don't spit on me.



Headlines, headlines,

Headlines, headlines,

Headlines, headlines,

Headlines.