Heaven is a Halfpipe

If I die before I wake

At least in Heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth

I can’t do jack

Without the man up on my back



Now Heaven would be a DJ

Spinnin’ dub all night long

And Heaven would be just kickin’

back With Jesus packing my (bong)

And if you don’t believe in Jesus

Then Muhammed or Buddah too

And while the world is warring

We just sit back and laugh at you



If I die before I wake

At least in Heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth

I can’t do jack

Without the man up on my back



Now when most people think of Heaven

They see those pearly gates

But I looked a little closer

And there’s a sign that says,

"Do not skate"

So if you wanna come to my Heaven

Well we all gonna have a ball

And every one you know is welcome

'Cause we got no gates or walls



If I die before I wake

At least in Heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth

I can’t do sh*t

Without the man f***in’ with it



Then I got to the gate

Pulled out a list that

I’d been callin’ fate

I’m sorry friend you can’t come in

You got a list here that doesn’t end

You’re mad 'cause I smoke dope

You teachin’ any classes in how to cope

I’ll find a place to rest my head

I’d rather be alone now that I’m dead

Like Christian Hosoi way back in ‘87

We’ll be bustin’ Christ airs until we get to Heaven

Think I really care that I missed biology

Got my education in stale fishology

With all your rules you got to chill

I’m gonna twist out like Mike McGill

Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills

Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills

Got the skills

Got the skills

Got the skills

Got the skills



Heaven is a halfpipe



If I die before I wake

At least in Heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth

I can’t do jack

Without the man upon my back



(Heaven is a halfpipe)

If I die before I wake

At least in Heaven I can skate

(Heaven is a halfpipe)

'Cause right now on Earth

I can’t do sh*t

Without the man f***in’ with it



If I die before I wake

(If I die before I wake)

At least in Heaven I can skate

(Heaven is a halfpipe)

'Cause right now on Earth

I can’t do sh*t

('Cause right now on Earth I can’t do sh*t)

Without the man f***in’ with it



Method air judo air

I don’t care no

I don’t care

I don’t care

I don’t care



If I die before I wake

At least in Heaven I can skate

(Heaven is a halfpipe)

'Cause right now on Earth

I can’t do sh*t

Without the man f***in’ with it



If I die before I wake