A brand new human being razor sharp all firm and tan

All clean, all pure with a thirty second attention span

As the clock strikes twelve and we're ready for party games

You play blind man's bluff and I'll play out charades

Heaven knows What kind of fool am I,

Heaven knows Why you take an eye for an eye

Heaven knows What comes over me

You were pumping iron Whereas I was pumping irony

Now I find myself fully occupied and half alive

With your head, heart, arms and legs Wrapped around my family pride,

oh See the whites of their eyes - then shoot

With all the romance of the Ton-Ton Macoute

Heaven knows What kind of fool am I,

Heaven knows Why you take an eye for an eye

Heaven knows What comes over me

You were pumping iron Whereas I was pumping irony

Nothing will show as we're shedding our clothes

But then I suppose, anything goes, anything goes mmm

But then I suppose that anything, anthing goes,

ooh Heaven knows Heaven knows Heaven knows

Ooh yeah, oh yeah Heaven knows Heaven knows

Heaven knows Ooh yeah, heaven knows

Heaven knows What kind of fool am I,

Heaven knows What comes over me

Heaven knows What kind of fool am I,

Tell me please, please, please

Heaven knows What kind of fool am I

Heaven knows What kind of fool am I

Heaven knows What kind of fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool

Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me

Heaven knows What kind of fool am I,

Heaven knows What comes over me

Heaven knows What kind of fool am I, Tell me, ooh