Burning urge in my pants, I gotta wank or I go mad

I take out all my porno mags

Number 65, my target, I wank

It only takes a few seconds to cum

When hangover wanking is so much fun

It's still standing so I keep on wanking

At the same time my head is aching

I gotta go and puke out my guts

When I return I'm back in wank-o-rama

It feels so good it feels so right

My sheets are dirty I have paid the price