Hello amsterdam my name is fernando

Hello amsterdam i bet you've seen my kind before

Another sad tourist with his eyes rolling in his head

Another sad tourist who never had a drink before



Hello amsterdam you didn't like my waterloo

Hello amsterdam i wish i had something to offer you

Tail between my leg i crawl back to the canal

All alone with my eyes rolling like the moon



Superstar



There once was a white elephant

That escaped from the zoo

Got to the big city and didn't know what to do

Had a sticker on his shirt that said,

'hello my name is unclean'

I swear they would have liked us

If we'd played dancing queen



Hello amsterdam don't i look cool in my white shirt

Hello amsterdam don't i look hip in my red tie

We came from america so you could share in the pride

Guilt, greed, and genocide



Superstar