Hello operator

can you give me number nine?

can i see you later?

will you give me back my dime?

turn the oscillator

twist it with a dollar bill

mail man bring the paper

leave it on my window sill



find a canary

a bird to bring my message home

carry my obituary

my coffin doesn't have a phone

how you gonna get the money?

send papers to an empty home?

how you gonna get the money?

nobody to answer the phone