Hello, sailor, buy you a drink?

Hello, sailor, tell me what do you think?

How was the big beach, how was the sand?

Did you fly an aeroplane, did you get a tan?

How does it feel to be back on American soil, hearing no blood for oil?



Hello, sailor, tell me what do you think?

Hello, sailor, will we get him next week?

How does it feel to be hated and loved back home?

I'm telling you, you should have known



That I'm a little despot, short and stout

Here is my handgun, here is my crowd control

When you tick me off then the bullets fly out

Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit

Free love is a whole lot of bullshit



Hello, sailor

Hello, sailor, buy you a smoke?

Hello, sailor, can I tell you a joke?

Knock knock, who's there?

No, I'm just happy to see you

It'll be a hundred if you come



Hello, sailor, tell me how does it feel

Hello, sailor, to be fighting for real?

Sailor, they got you coming and going

Sailor, look out 'cause your pussy is showing

How does it feel to be back on American soil, hearing no blood for oil?



I'm a little prostitute, I put out and sell

Here come the market monkeys with their little fontainelles

When they tip me over, they better tip me well

Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit

Free love is a whole lot of bullshit



Hello, sailor, buy you a fuck?

Hello, sailor, you had much more than luck

You had the US of army on your side

And that red, white, and pride



Hello, sailor, I mean women and men

Hello, sailor, you gonna be up for it again?

How does it feel to make shooting stars in the sky?

Was it a rush to almost die?



Hello, sailor

I said, "Hello, sailor."

How does it feel to be back on American soil, hearing no blood for oil?



I'm a little liberal, I'm stupid in doubt

Here is my platform, here is my holy roller

When you snow me under, I rock and roll you out

Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit

Free love is a whole lot of bullshit

Free love is a whole lot of bullshit