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WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.





You're like a spot on a neck

You're like a bounce in a cheque

You're like a rip in a parachute

You're like a scratch on a face

You're like a suicide case

Like a hippy playing the spoons - you're a jerk boy

You're like a skid in the pants

You're like an actor at Cannes

You're like a car with a broken hose

You're like a coffee that's cold

You're like a joke that's been told

You're like a model with a broken nose - you're a jerk boy

Rool Britannia

Britannia rules the waves



You're like a girl with pink eyes

You're like a loser that tries

You're like a dose from a day on the broads

You're like a one armed miner

You're like a mirror designer

You're like a day in the life of a lord - you're a jerk boy



Rool Britannia

Britannia rules the waves



You're like a spot on a neck

You're like a bounce in a cheque

You're like a skid in the pants

You're like an actor at Cannes

You're like a girl with pink eyes

You're like a loser that tries

You're like a scratch on a face

You're like a suicide case

You're like a coffee that's cold

Just like a joke that's been told

You're a jerk boy



Rool Britannia

Britannia rules the waves