LYRICS # MUSIC @) 1:31

What a fucked up world

Or is it my fucked up head?

The only way you are cool

Is if you're gay or dead



Straight, normal, hetero guy

Normal, hetero, straight guy



I never get any chicks

But it's better than a gun,

Or a dick in the mouth

Is there any place to be for

A normal straight guy like me?



Straight, normal, hetero guy

Normal, hetero, straight guy



Maybe I should pierce my butt

Or get a few tattoos

Maybe I should wear a dress

Or be a homo like you



Straight, normal, hetero guy

Normal, hetero, straight guy



Yeah, that's right

I'm a straight, normal, girl fuckin'

Coffee drinkin'

Titty suckin'

Cigarette smokin'

Seal killin'

Red neck ass bastard from hell