Got up in the morning

To find myself a future

In the Sunday classfied

But then I spilled my coffee

And then the telephone was ringing

Guess I got distracted

But hey at least I tried

And there's just oh so many hours in a day

And oh so many little things get in the way

Like who's on Oprah and Rosie

I think my bed it too cozy

Yeah that must be it

The reason I can't motivate

do-do-do-do-do-do

Gotta get a life

do-do-do-do-do-do

Gotta get it soon

Cuz rent is due

And cardboard boxes ain't cool

Get up Monday make an afternoon appointment

Fix my hair as best I can

And then I ride on over but

By the time I get there