Hi Fi, Stereo, Color TV

(John Cohen, Jay Ungar)



There was a town in this country

And none of the children there could read, with a



cho: Hi fi, stereo, color TV

Stereo, Color TV



For the printed page they had no use

And they treated newspapers with abuse, with their



cho:



The School Board was surprised indeed

To find out none of the kids could read, 'cause of



cho:



To make sure all of the kids would pass

They replaced the teacher in every class, with a



cho:



The children all soon learned to read,

And then they found they had no nead, for a



cho:



So a plan was made by these clever creatures

To record the lessons of their teachers, on a



cho:



With a video receiver in every chair,

The children were free to roam anywhere, from the



cho:



Now up on the hills they roam like elves

While the TV sets just watch themselves, on the



cho:



Note: To the "Hi fie, diddle I diddle I fie" version of Devil and

the Farmer's wife.

@children @parody @school

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