don't bother going to class

kuz nobody cares if you cut

and its not smart to experiment

with ben gay on your nuts

if you ask her out & she says maybe

what she really means is no way

and if you try jerking off behind the back stop

the team will be playing that day (oh God)

these are the things i wish i knew

there are the things i wish i knew in highschool

yeah these are the things i wish i knew in highschool

don't call the head jock a fag even if it's true

& don't hold our for that one special girl

kuz she'll never have sex with you (get laid)

these are the things i wish i knew i wish i knew

there are the things i wish i knew in highschool

yeah these are the things i wish i knew in highschool

don't let um see you cryin no matter how it hurts

nobody ever got laid kuz they were wearing a rusty shirt