would you like to pose

in your abercrombie cloths

wear shirts made for hoe's

oh how about it



i hate girls with with a big fat ass

there only good for passing gas

lyin down getin tans in the grass

there fat and ugly



i dont care if youv been in a magazine

i want a girl who wits are keen

brain runs so fast that it cant be seen

thats what i want



the devil possese your heart

but dont worry hes just an old stale fart

so old that he cant make you any less smart

go to a priest



im not intrested in a hoar

so ill show you to the door

stop cryin on the floor get in your boat and grab the oar

row away



its near the end of my song

so go shopping for a thong

go suck someones ding dong

thats a chineese name



this is my final goodbye

go find you another guy

leave me alone