* There is NO REFERENCE to Suge Knight in this song; and that's FINAL!



[church bells ringing in background]

In today's music news: the ever controversial Tupac Shakur has

just released another album under the alias Makaveli.

Music insiders are running wild trying to rearrange other artist

street dates in fear of a wipeout in retail interchart movement.

Although no one knows the exact cause of the new album;

resources tell me a number of less fortunate rappers

have joined together in conspiracy to assassinate the character

of not only Mr. Shakur, but of Death Row records as well.

Nas, the alleged ring leader of it, is furious at Tupac

excuse me Makaveli's verbal assault

on Mobb Sleep, Notorius P.I.G., and several other New York rappers

Jay-Z of Hawaiian Soapy fame, Big Little whatever

and several other corny sounding motherfuckers

are understandably shaken up by this release

The question everbody wants to know is -- why'd they get this nigga started?

Tupac, rather Makaveli was not available for comment

but released this statement:



[Makaveli]

It's not about East or West

It's about niggaz and bitches, power and money, riders and punks.

Which side are you on?



*gun cocked, six shots, bullets hit ground*



These niggaz is still fuckin talkin?

You nigga still breathin? Fuckin roaches, aight

Aight, it's the Raid on you



All day

You punk mutha-fuckas

The shit nigga

Killuminati Style

Makaveli the Don

Solo shit



Bring It



Allow me to introduce first

Makaveli the Don

Sprits, Spurting, Spiritual, Lyrics

Like the Holy Koran

Niggas get Shook Like 5-0

My 4-5 gun is next to me when we ri