I have drunk Virginia Water

I have dug my own Gravesend

Set my foot ashore in Newport

Travelled far beyond my Lands End

And my home, home, home is in my head



I have dived into a Blackpool

With a Maidstone round my neck

I just drifted into Southsea

With no Hull beneath my decks

And my home, home, home is in my head



Well, I lost a wheel in Barrow

Tried to cross the No-one-Cambridge

When my Liverpool grew shallow

I had to dig more Wells in Tunbridge

And my home, home, home is in my head