I wan't nervous when I got this date

I went along to investigate

She turned out to look like me *(see note)

I stood up and gave her the seat

I'm so infatuated

Seemed like its complicated

I was helpless and I was sober

She cracked her whip and knocked me over

She made me hop skip and jump

'M 'M 'M My baby's love

With a hop skip and jump

She's a pretty one

When you're sitting in you seat

With her hand on your knees

She makes you hop, skip and jump



She's got spice, She stops traffic

She's got her very special magic

I wasn't nervous, I was shaking

She needed no investigating

She made me hop skip and jump

'M 'M 'M My baby's love

With a hop skip and jump

She's a pretty one

When you're sitting in you seat

With her hand on your knees

She makes me