(Brad):

Hey Janet



(Janet):

Yes Brad



(Brad):

Ive got something to say



(Janet):

Yes



(Brad):

I really love the skilful way

You beat the other girls to the brides bouquet

The river was deep but I swam it -Janet

The future is ours so lets plan it -Janet

So please dont tell me to can it -Janet

Ive one thing to say and thats...

Damn it - Janet - I love you

The road was long but I ran it -Janet

Theres a fire in my heart and you fan it -Janet

If theres one fool for you then I am it -Janet

Ive got one thing to say and thats...

Damn it - Janet - I love you

Heres ring to prove that Im no Joker

Theres three ways that love can grow

Thats good - bad - or mediocre

Oh Janet - I love you so



(Janet):

Oh its nicer than Betty Monroe had -Oh Brad

Now were engaged and Im so glad -Oh Brad

That youve met mom and you know dad -Oh BradIve one thing to say and thats...

Brad - Im mad - for you too

Oh Brad



(Brad):

Oh damn it



(Janet):

Im mad



(Brad):

Oh Janet



(Janet):

For you



(Brad):

I love you too

Theres one thing left to do and thats...

Go see the man that began it -Janet

When we met in his science exam it -Janet

Made we give you the eye and then panic -Janet

Now Ive one thing to say and thats...

Damn it - Janet - I love you

Damn it Janet



(Janet):

Oh Brad Im mad



(Brad):

Damn it Janet



(Brad