I'd have my house under the ground

All my friends would all come round

Laugh about the ones who got away

I wouldn't know the time of year

It's easier to tan down here

I find it funny

I laugh at people

And I don't know why

I sometimes giggle

If there's an earthquake

When good people die

I'd have my house under the ground

All my friends would all come round

Laugh about the ones who got away

I wouldn't know the time of year

It's easier to tan down here

I'll meet the big man

I'll do what I can

I'll suffer for my sins

Speak with a deep voice

Listen to metal

So that the good guys never win

I'd have my house under the ground

All my friends would all come round

Laugh about the ones who got away

I wouldn't know the time of year

It's easier to tan down here

Yeah, you should see the man

That you see on Christmas day

By six o'clock on the sixth of June it's OK...

Gather round under the sun

Make the things I've done

Make them understand

I'd have my house under the ground

All my friends would all come round

Laugh about the ones who got away

I wouldn't know the time of year

It's easier to tan down here

House under the ground (x4)

I'd have my house under the ground

All my friends would all come round

Laugh about the ones who got away

I wouldn't know the time of year

It's easier to tan down here

Sorry for the things I said that day

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