[Apparently written for, but not used in, the show.]



I've looked 'round for a lucky charm of the popular kind

That would keep me away from harm, they're not easy to find

Four leaf clover and rabbit's feet lucky as they may be

May help others, but I repeat, they have never helped me



The rabbit's foot that I found one day

Was on a rabbit that ran away

Ooh, ooh, what'll I do?

How can I change my luck?



The four leaf clover I stooped to pick

Was poison ivy and made me sick

Ooh, ooh, what'll I do?

How can I change my luck?



I hung a horseshoe right over my bed

Down came the horseshoe on top of my head



The lucky star that I long to see

Is shining somewhere, but not for me

Ooh, ooh, what'll I do?

How can I change my luck?

How can I change my luck?