Wilma FLintstone, Marcia Brady,

Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz,

Laverne and Shirley, Jeannie

Morticia Adams, Aunt Esther,

Sweet Polly Purebread, Natasha

Mrs. MacGillicuddy



How Could She?



Ginger, Mary Anne, MRs. Howell

Samantha Stevens, Lieuteniant Uhura,

Judy Jetson

Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz

Edith Bunker, Marilyn Munster,

Rhoda, Penny Robinson



How could she?



Why don't you love me anymore?



Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed

No recourse except for the celluloid

in my heart, I know you are not real

Though in mind, suspect you still can feel



Walt Disney or Hanna-Barbera

Black or White, Stunning Technicolor

Warner Brothers and the A.A.P.

I've become addicted to TV



Crissy snow, Catwoman, Creepela,

Weezie Jefferson, Betty Rubble, Little Cindy WHo

Penelope Pitshop, Lois Lane

Vanna White, Wonder Woman,

Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo



How Could she?



Why Don't You love me anymore?



How could You?