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Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee,

Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad,

Kevin had been out with Carol Sands,

But Glenda she though surely,

It can't be that bad, if I had a baby,

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Glenda went round to the doctors the next day,

You can't have a baby, that's what he said,

Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read,

Of how to have a test tube baby....

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Glenda's Dad had just died and she was unhappy,

If only she could have a baby,

So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam,

She signed up for a baby...

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