She said if you want to go fooling around

Sowing your oats all over town

You might find another mule kicking in your stall

She said don't give me shit about boys being boys

A little bit of fun and playing with toys

You can squeeze your lemons till the juice runs out

It works the other way round



I looked surprised all over the place

I had an innocent look all over my face

I shed one tear and she wasn't moved

I protested that my heart was pure

She cocked one eyebrow she just said sure

I realised while I was stepping around

She was shooting me down



So if you want to go fooling around

You better be ready to be shot down

You might find another mule kicking in your stall

You wonder why the fridge man's coming around

How many times can a fridge break down

How many times can a fridge break down