HUMORESQUE





Passengers will please refrain

From flushing toilets while the train

Is standing in the station, I love you.



We encourage constipation

While the train is in the station

Moonlight always makes me think of you



If you really must pass water

Kindly call the Pullman porter

He'll place a vessel in your vestibule



As I sit here tearing tissue

Oh, my darling, how I miss you

Everything I do, I do for you.



Since I'm going with your daughter

I've had trouble passing water

Sorry that I ever came to town



I'm the guy that did the pushin'

Dirtied up the front seat cushion

Footprints on the dashboard upside down



Promenading in the park,

Goosing statues after dark

If Sherman's horse can take it why can't you





To the tune of Humoresque

@bawdy

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