Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Humpty dumpty had a great big fall

All the kings horses and all the kings men

Couldn't put Humpty together again





Humpty dumpty and Betty Louise

Stole a [sony?] and some Canembert cheese

She said "Humpty baby, take me

Oooh, yeah, take me to the river

Cause I like the way it runs, yeah,

Take me to the river

You know I like the way it runs, yeah"



He said, "Everything's going my way"

he said, "Maybe it's my la-lucky day"

And he said, "anything you want

I can give"

She said, "I wanna take your picture

Just for me"

He said, "Anything"

She said, "Up there, baby



Get on the wall babe"



Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

And looked at her as he was falling

All the kings horses and all the kings men

Couldn't put Humpty together again





Hey, Betty Louise

Hey, Betty Louise

She said, "I like custard in the summer, honey

Oh yeah, what it takes to be queen

Hey, what it takes to be queen

What it takes to be...oh