I'm not a human, if that's what you think

Even though my eyes are blue and my skin is so pink

You see

I am an android

It isn't blood that floats in my veins

It's a strange kind of fluid which reminds of oil

Which means

I am an android

My electronic heart is a microchip

And the rest of me is more or less plastic

I am an android

Don't see me as a robot, that's something I don't like

You see, a robot is so clumsy, as clumsy as a bike

You see

I am an android

I am so gracious, more than anyone

So just call for me and anything will be done

You see

I am an android

Usually I am a nice little prick

Especially when I swing my silver dick

You see

I am an android