I am cow hear me moo

I weigh twice as much as you

And I look good on the barbecue

Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's

made from liquid from my udders

I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo!



I am cow, eating grass

methane gas comes out my ass

and out my muzzle when I belch

o the ozone layer is thinner

from the outcome of my dinner

I am cow, I am cow, I've got gas



I am cow, here I stand

far and wide upon this land

and I am living everywhere

from B.C. to Newfoundland

You can squeeze my teats by hand

I am cow, I am cow, I am cow

I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!