I am your plumber

No I never went away

I still bug your bedrooms

And pick up everything you say

It can be a boring job

To monitor all day your excess talk



I hear when you're drinking

And cheating on your lonely wife

I play tape recordings

Of you to my friends at night



We've got our girl in bed with you

You're on candid camera

We just un-elected you



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I am the owl

I seek out the fowl

Wipe 'em away

Keep America free

For clean livin' folks like me



If you demonstrate

Angainst somebody we like

I'll slip on a wig

And see if I can start a riot

Transform you to an angry mob

All your leaders go to jail for my job





But we aren't the russians

Political trials are taboo

We've got our secret

Ways of getting rid of you

Fill you full of LSD

Turn you loose on a freeway



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Send you spinning

Send you spinning

Send you spinning all over the freeway

Spinning on the crowded freeway

Spinning on the freeway

Spinning on the freeway

Spin...

Spin...

Spin - Lookout



The Press, they never even cared

Why a youth leader walked into a speeding car

In ten years we'll leek the truth

By then it's only so much paper



Watergate hurt

But nothing really ever changed

A teeny bit quieter

But we still play our little games

We still play our little games

We still play our little games

We still play our little games

We still play a lot of games

I am the owl



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