MIKE

I'm watchin' Sis go pit-a-pat

Said, I can do that I can do that.

Knew ev'ry step right off the bat,

Said, I can do that I can do that

One morning Sis won't go to dance class I grabbed her shoes

And tights and all But my foot's too small

So, I stuffed her shoes with extra socks,

Run seven blocks In nothin' flat,

Hell, I can do that,

I can do that

I got to class and had it made,

And so I stayed The rest of my life

All thanks to Sis (Now married and fat)

See, I can do this.

That I can do,

I can do that!