Last night we ended up in silence

We fell asleep with the creeps

I could hear you talking in your sleep

I didn't mean to be mean



So please call me up

Say I'm a spa

Come on patronise me

Smash up my guitar

You can call me up

And tell me what to do

Cause I need you



Maybe you could have misheard me

I didn't mean to cause a scene

Sometimes tiny things disturb me

I never mean to be mean



So please call me up

Say I'm a spa

Come on patronise me

Smash up my guitar

You can call me up

And tell me what to do

Cause I need you



I couldn't do it, but I wanted

To say the words, those special words

Always seem to make you disappointed

It's so absurd; I can't say the word



So please call me up

Say I'm a spa

Come on patronise me

Smash up my guitar

You can call me up

And tell me what to do

Cause I need you