Well I was sitting in a roadhouse down on highway 41

You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done

I knw you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth

Of course you weren't my waitress mine was missing her front tooth

So I flagged you down for coffee

But I couldn't say a thing

But I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name



I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name

I've never been to good at all these sexual games

So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way

I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name



So I ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot

I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot

I got a little wasted, yeah I went a little far

But I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car

The last thing I remember I heard myself say

I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name



I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name

I've never been to good at all these sexual games

So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way

I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name



The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding bells

Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil

I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth

And I said 'Where the heel am I and just who the hell are you?'

She said 'I was your waitress and our last name's now the same'

'Cause I;m married to you baby and I don't even know your name



I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name

I've never been to good at all these sexual games

I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way

Hey I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her