I went balling the other night

I started drinking and got real tight

I blew each and all my friends

I felt so good I had to blow it again



I said Hey bartender

Hey man, looka here

A draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer



Well I saw a chick sitting on the end

I said Baby can't we be friends

You're looking sweet as you can be

Well come on down and drink with me



I said Hey bartender

Hey man looka here

Draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer

Elwood!



Well we was having so much fun

I didn't know it was half past one

I turned around to have on more

I looked at the clock and it was half past four



Hey bartender

Hey man look a here

A draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer



Well jukebox girl is everything

All the cats began to sing

I heard somebody called and said

Last round for alcohol



I said Hey bartender

Hey bartender

Hey bartender

Hey bartender

Draw one, two, three, four glasses of beer