Richard Bryant

Explain It All Away

Overtip the waitress when she bring your drink

Set your empty whiskey glass down

Call it what you will

If looks could kill then I was dealt a glancing blow

If the river was whiskey I'd drown

It's a sick man who takes his medicine when he's well

But the tell the lifeguard she'd better let us swim

Or tell that lifeguard to go to hell

Explain it all away

Tip the waitress over when she spills your drink

Smash your empty whiskey glass down