Waking up in the morning

My X is calling she tells me to get a job

She tells me that I'm a slob

But still she's calling

Until 3 in the morning

I come home stumbling

I'm looking for something to eat

My head is killing me

It's not as good as it seems



But I know one thing is true

Things were better when I had you



She known each other

I punched your brother

Call the police on me

Your dad's coming after me

Don't you take my dollar

Restraining orders

I keep changing my number

You putting the blame on me

I didn't know she was under 18

She showed me a fake ID

It's not as good as it looks

It's not as good as it seems but I know one thing is true

Things were better when I had you



But I know one thing is true

I'm just trying to get rid of you

Slashing my tires, she broke into my room

Went through my garbage

Checking under my covers

Looking for rubbers

Investigate my laundry

Changing my dead bolts

She threw a brick through my window

Wrapped it in a letter

Saying I hate you I'm gonna kill you

I could never forgive you

But I know one thing is true to be continued