The reason that i signed up

Is the reason that i hate it

I know she's made her mind up

I just don't know how she's made it



And my dial-up screen has locked me

Into a touch tone tune monotony

Because some snot-nosed pube has blocked me out

And i wait

And i wait



And i hate my frickin isp

He ain't got go bandwidth left for me

And i'll never get back

Never get back the time that i waste

That's what i hate



My job's so hard to swallow

But it's got me by the collar

In some motel 6 squalor

Where every local call's a dollar



I got no time left to jack off

I got a deadline that won't back off

I'm about to chew my own leg off

Cause it's so late

And i'm late



And i hate my frickin isp

I get bumped for inactivity

And i'll never get back

Never get back the time that i waste

That's what i hate



It rained cd roms that gave me

Twenty hours free

I let my service provider

Make a junky outta me

And then he cut me off

From my online community

And now i hate, i hate it

I hate i hate i hate i hate



I hate my frickin isp

His domain name lookup takes eternity

Etc...



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