You used to be a sweet thing

That much I can confess

Now you're a naggin', saggin', haggard old bag

With perpetual PMS

You wanna be on top of everything and everyone



You think you got something

That can make a woman beg

But you do all your thinking

With that little thing swinging between your legs



If beauty is only skin deep

You're ugly to the bone

Why don't you do us both a favor

And leave me alone



I hate you. I hate everything about you. I hate everything you do



I can't take another day

If it means living with someone like you

Honey, I know how you feel

I feel the same way too



I guess we can sum the whole thing up

With just three little words



I hate you. I hate everything about you. I hate everything you do



I wake up to a beautiful day thinking nothing can go wrong

But the nightmare still goes on



I hate you. I hate everything about you. I hate everything you do