I was lying in my bed on a quiet night

Went down to the kitchen to get myself a bite

I reached for the light as I walked in the door

But I tripped and knocked a big old pot

Down on the floor

And then I heard my dog bark

I heard my dog bark

I heard my dog bark

Standing in the dark, I heard my dog bark



Well, he barked so loud that he woke up my cat

Ill bet you know the next thing I heard after that

I heard my cat meow

I heard my cat meow

I heard my cat meow

And standing in the dark, I heard my dog bark



Well, the barking and meowing made my ears say ouch

It woke up my pet horse who sleeps on the couch

I heard my horse neigh

I heard my horse neigh

I heard my cat meow

And standing in the dark, I heard my dog bark.



Well, the noise was so loud that it hurt my head

It woke up my pet lion who sleeps on my bed

I heard my lion roar

I heard my lion roar

I heard my horse neigh

I heard my cat meow

And standing in the dark, I heard my dog bark



It was the loudest noise that there ever was

It woke up my pet bumblebee and he began to buzz

I heard my bee buzz

I heard my lion roar

I heard my horse neigh

I heard my cat meow

And standing in the dark, I heard my dog bark



I put them all to bed all around the house

Soon it was quiet, quiet as a mouse

But then my pet mouse snuck out of his drawer

And he tripped and knocked a big ol pot on the floor

I heard my dog bark

I heard my dog bark

I heard my dog bark

While standing in the dark, I heard my dog bark