She wanted to be a nun

Until that fateful day we met

I beat the crucifix

In a game of russian roulette

I burned my beatles records

Because she hated number nine

She licked rock cocaine sucker

Laughed, said her mom's doing mine

Well, are you an illusion, or am i just getting stoned?

Because i can't take it alone

I can't take it alone

I hope i didn't just give away the ending

We started limping,

Caught the handicap shuttle to town

And yelled "god's healed us"

As we ran off the bus the driver just frowned

By the way this girl was sexy and she wouldn't touch you

This may not be true

But i said it so you'd feel involved with this song

Are you an illusion

Or am i just getting stoned

Because i can't take it alone

I can't take it alone

I hope i didn't just give away the ending

We caught a fey taxi driver

I smiled the ride was free

I felt like amsterdam

She wanted more drugs and maybe me

I told her dealer i was broke

He hired a camera man

We did a porno film for coke

I hear i'm big in japan

Are you an illusion

Or am i just getting stoned

Because i can't take it alone

I can't take it alone

I hope i didn't just give away the ending

We went back to her kitchen

Put the coke all in a can

Tied up a t.v minister

In walked her dad

He started drinking coffee

Too much sugar on the go

He fell dead on the floor

He thought the coke was sweet'n'low

Well are you an illusion

Or am i just getting stoned

Because i can't take it alone

I can't take it alone

I hope i didn't just give away the ending

Boy was she upset but then she stole her dad's wallet and

I drove him to the hospital

To sell all of his donatable body parts

And this is where she dies

They brought the depressed junkie in

She shot his cyanide up

I guess she thought it was errol flynn

I'm blamed in the confusion

The police being phoned

I don't even love you

We weren't even friends

It's just that i can't take it alone

Uh, huh

I can't take it alone

I hope i didn't just give away the ending

(repeat 6 times)

Aw jesus, ah s***

I think i just gave away the ending


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