By Roger Brown, Ruan O'Lochlainn and Donald Pleasence





I KNOW A PLACE THAT'S WILD BUT SAFE,

WHERE OAK TREES GROW WITH PINE.

WHERE THE BIG BAD WOLF MEETS RED RIDING HOOD

AND THEY LAUGH AND GET ALONG JUST FINE.



AND WHEN I THINK OF YOU AND THINK OF ME,

I WONDER WHO'S YOU A WHICH IS ME.

WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE,

WILL IT BE SAFE FOR ME?



I KNOW A PLACE IN THE US OF A,

WHERE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY STANDS TALL.

WHERE A FAT PUSSY CAT AND A LITTLE WHITE MOUSE

WALTZ HAPPY AT A BALL.



AND WHEN I THINK OF YOU AND THINK OF ME,

I WONDER WHO'S YOU A WHICH IS ME.

WILL THE FAT PUSSY CAT EAT THIS LITTLE WHITE MOUSE FOR TEA?





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SCOUSE SINGS IN ANIMO TO HIS FRIEND, GEOFFREY THE CAT



DON'T EAT ME, LET'S BE FRIENDS,

DON'T EAT ME, LET'S BE FRIENDS,

DON'T EAT ME, LET'S BE FRIENDS,

DON'T EAT ME, LET'S BE FRIENDS.





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