The world to day seems absolutly crackers

with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high

theres fools and idiots sitting on the train

Its depressing, and its sensless, and thats why



I like Chineese

I like Chineese

They only come up to your knees

Yet they're always friendly, and ready to please



I like Chineese

I like Chineese

There's 900 million of them in the world today

You better learn to like them thats what I say



I like Chineese

I like Chineese

They come from a long way overseas

But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please



I like Chineese food

The waiters are never rude

Think of the many things they've done to impress

There's Maoism, Dowism, Eching and chess



I like Chineese

I like Chineese

I like their tiny little treats

Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze



I like Chineese thoughts

The wisdom that Confucious taught

If Darwin has anything to shout about

The Chineese were survivors, without any doubt



So, I like Chineese

I like Chineese

They only come up to your knees

Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please



--All together now--



While I jump around

While I jump around

While I jump around

{unknown Chineese?}



I like Chineese

I like Chineese

Their food is gaurenteed to please

{again! Unknown Chineese}

I like Chineese

I like Chineese

I like their tiny little treats

Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze

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