I´ve lived in apartments, I´ve lived in a home

I travelled in trailers when I used to roam

But now in these places you won´t have me dead

´Cause I´m happy I live in a split-level head



I do what I want to, no worries, no care

If anyone bugs me I climb up my stairs

Way up to a level where I feel no threat

´Cause I´m happy I live in a split-level head



If you´re trying something, I couldn´t care less

I don´t rush for busses and trains are a mess

There´s no one to care for, I don´t need a bed

´Cause I´m happy I live in a split-level head



I like how I´m living, I´m nobody´s slave

My head´s above water, so don´t make a wave

There are no doors to lock and no dogs to be fed

´Cause I´m happy I live in a split-level head



So why should I move when the neighborhood´s right?

No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight

Now I call this living, what´s more, like I said

´cause Im happy I live in a split-level head



Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what, too

You sure couldn´t have them and live like I do

You think I hace problems, but you do instead

´Cause I´m happy I live in a split-level head



I live with two people, I like both of them

He likes both of me and I like both of him

They´re my alter-ego and to them I´m wed

´Cause I´m happy I live in a split-level head



There´s no simple status in my neighborhood

And its that kind of thinking, that keeps it so good

And I don´t take the lead when I like to be led

´Cause I´m happy I live in a split-level head