I love my car

I'll admit today I've gone too far

To enamour myself of my little motor car



I love my dog

I love my pussy cat, I love the rat

That lives under the floor and makes his bed from novelettes



I wish I could say the same for you

The day will come soon when I look in your eyes but

I won't see you



I've got a head like a soaking sponge

I've got a tongue like a little slug

I won't be bugged by trivia



I love my Carl

I love my Brian my Dennis and my Al

I could even find it in my head to love Mike Love



I wish I could say the same for you

The day will come soon when I look in your eyes to

see you smiling