I Love My Lips



Narrator:

And now its time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part

of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

One day while talking with Dr. Archibald Larry confronts

one of his deepest fears.



Larry:

If my lips ever left my mouth,

Packed a bag and headed south,

Thatd be too bad, Id be so sad.



Dr. Archibald:

I see, thatd be too bad, youd be so sad?



Larry:

Thatd be too bad.



Dr. Archibald:

Alrighty.



Larry:

If my lips said Adios,

I dont like you, I think youre gross.

Thatd be too bad, I might get mad.



Dr. Archibald:

Hm, thatd be too bad, you might get mad?



Larry:

Thatd be too bad.



Dr. Archibald:

Fascinating.



Larry:

If my lips moved to Duluth

Left a mess and took my tooth.

Thatd be too bad, Id call my Dad.



Dr. Archibald:

Oh dear, thatd be too bad, youd call your dad?



Larry:

Thatd be too bad.



Dr. Archibald:

Hold it. Did you say your father? Facinating!

So what youre saying is if your lips left you?



Larry:

Thatd be too bad, Id be so sad.

I might get mad, I call my Dad.

Thatd be too bad.



Dr. Archibald:

Thatd be too bad?



Larry:

Thatd be too bad.



Dr. Archibald:

Why?



Larry:

Because I love my lips. (makes noises in tune with his lips)



Dr. Archibald:

Oh my! This is more serious than I thought.

Larry, what do you see here?



Larry:

Um, that looks like a lip.



Dr. Archibald:

What about this?



Larry:

Its a lip.



Dr. Archibald:

And this?



Larry:

Its a lip, its a lip, its a lip,