I love a magician

She can cut me in half

She can find quarters behind my ear

And make me laugh, one two one two

Is this thing on? Let's assess.

Oh yes, she's the best. There is no contest.

I must confess that there are times like when

She floats me straight up in the air

Over thirty miles—I don't care.

Well maybe a little it can really stop

You from doing something when you wonder

Oh, if they'd really drop you.

She simply wiggles her nose

And disappears all my clothes

Really makes me wonder

Really makes me wonder, wonder

Now she vanished into thin air

And doesn't see why I care

Really makes me wonder

Really makes me wonder now wonder now

I love a magician, she does things to

Keep me amuse like when she sticks

My hair straight up in the air

For the benefit of her stuck-up friends

Well, I don't think it's funny

But it's a touchy subject

She likes to set me a trap

And makes me come with a clap

Really makes me wonder

Really makes me wonder, wonder

She says she can't read my mind

I know she does all the time

Really makes me wonder

Really makes me wonder now wonder now

There are times I don't know you at all.