You bored me with your stories

I can't believe that I endured

You for as long as I did

I'm happy it's over, I'm only sorry

That I didn't make the move before you



And when you go, I will remember

To send a thank you note to that girl

I see she's holding you so tender

Well, I just wanna say



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I never really loved you anyways

No, I didn't love you anyway

I never really loved you anyways

I'm so glad you're moving away



Valentino, I don't think so

You watching MTV while I lie dreaming in an MT bed

And come to think of it, I was misled

My flat, my food, my everything

And thoughts inside my head



Before you go, I must remember

To have a quiet word with that girl

Does she know you're not a spender

Well, I just have to say



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I never really loved you anyways

No, I didn't love you anyway

I never really loved you anyways

I'm so glad you're moving away



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