Hailie: Dick what are you doing?



Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!



Eminem: I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me???!?



Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dick's gone crazy...



Verse 1

There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high, no plane that I can't learn how to flywhat do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to?Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut'em off, and got'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall, I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass offAll this time me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off (Suck it, Marshall). So tell Laura and her husband to back off before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off and launch one at these Russians and that's allblow every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off. When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?Hailie, tell 'em baby,( My Dick's Lost It!!)



Chorus

There's really nothin' else to say, I... I can't explain itI think my dick's gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em babyI think my dick's gone crazy There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change meI think my dick's gone crazyThere's no one on earth that can save me, not even HailieI think my dick's gone crazy



Verse 2

It's like my bitch always told me, rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and goddammit you little bitchfucker if you ain't got nuthin' nice to say then don't say nuthin'..uh, fuck that shit mother eat a bitchfuckin' dad, chew on a prick and licka million bitchfuckin' co